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Jon Huntsman Drops Out, Slams Discourse

January 19, 2012 // 5 Comments

I always liked Jon Huntsman… he seemed smart and experienced and he wasn’t afraid to slam his fellow Republicans who shunned things like science and common sense. Perhaps because he served under the Obama administration once (Chinese ambassador) or maybe because two Mormons in one political contest is too much, he never caught on and remained just above Gary Johnson in terms of name recognition.

Wacky Wednesday: Herman Cain Has an Affair for 13 Years, Runs for President, Doesn’t Think Anyone Will Notice?

November 30, 2011 // 14 Comments

Like almost all mass transit systems, the (Herman) Cain Train suffered from multiple design flaws, the chief one being Bad Judgement. Hit with allegations that he carried on a 13+ year affair and backed by evidence such as phone records, Herman Cain is simply too damaged to stay in the presidential race. He didn’t break the cardinal rule of American politics by getting caught with either a dead girl or a live boy, but he was a close second.