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Kneel Before the State, Citizen!

Kneel Before the State, Citizen!

   

Wacky Wednesday:  Islamic Cleric Bans Cucumbers, Bananas?

Wacky Wednesday: Islamic Cleric Bans Cucumbers, Bananas?

Apparently, women touching cucumbers, bananas, and eggplants might send them into a sexual tizzy because they resemble… a penis. Yes, we said the word: PENIS.
This Wacky Wednesday news come from The Gateway Pundit:

An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

By December 21, 2011 1 Comments Read More →
Brits Say: Wear Goggles Before Bobbing for Apples

Brits Say: Wear Goggles Before Bobbing for Apples

The Nanny State is alive and well in Blighty with a suggestion that kids should wear goggles for eye protection whilst bobbing for apples:

Most sensible people consider it a jolly Halloween tradition that poses a danger no graver than getting a squirt of water up your nose.

But now apple bobbing has fallen foul of the health and safety police – with participants advised to wear goggles, remove stalks and use bottled water.

A hospital eye consultant said a ‘high-velocity impact with an apple’ had the potential to cause serious eye injury, while dirty water could lead to infection or blindness.

He recommended disinfecting water containers, using bottled mineral water and turning on lights so you can see what you are doing.

By October 31, 2010 5 Comments Read More →