Washington Redskins

Being a native Washingtonian, I grew up going to the games back when the Hogettes and the Diesel were around.  I’m not a big sports fan overall however these jokes about Washington’s football team (even though they no longer play in D.C.) were just too funny not too share:

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Washington Redskins.
 
Q: What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A:  They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ!”
 
Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A:  Put up a goal post.
 
Q: Where do you go in DC in case of a tornado?
A: To Fed Ex field—they never have a touchdown there.
 
Q: What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A:  Senior citizen.
 
Q: What’s the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A:  You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
 
Q:  What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

My all time favorite Redskins joke dates from the time Mark Mosely was with the team:

Q: After he got fired did you hear Mark Mosely tried to commit suicide?
A: He couldn’t even kick the stool out from under him.

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