Democrats' Top Ten Excuses on Election Day
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10. It’s George W. Bush’s fault.
09. Voters clinging (bitterly) to guns and religion.
08. Fox News has too many viewers.
07. We didn’t spend enough taxpayer dollars on the “stimulus.”
06. Had we passed Obamakare we could have sent the GOP to the ICU and the party would have died.
05. Wait… our Teleprompter doesn’t say this would happen!
04. Voters expected results after so much lofty talk and so many promises.
03. These elections were local issues and had nothing to do with us as a party.
02. It’s George W. Bush’s fault (too good to only use once).
01. Barack Obama is our president!
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12:06 AM
None of these beauties helped in N.J. or Virginia.
.-= vulcanhammer´s last blog ..You can kiss $2.3 Billion bye-bye! =-.
8:37 AM
you forgot:
“racism, because it has to be in there somewhere”
9:21 AM
Of course… I forgot that one I must be racist!