Liberal Halloween Costume Suggestions
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From eHow.com:
Whether you’re in need of an unusual Halloween costume, or just looking for a way to impress the socialist woman in your life, you may need to know how to dress like a Communist. Of course, not all Communists dress exactly the same, but there are some similarities that you can play on to look your Socialist best. Just be aware that dressing like a Communist may bring you some negative attention from some.
Things You’ll Need:
- Jeans or khaki pants
- Work shirt
- Boots
- Overcoat
Step 1
Allow your facial hair to grow. A beard is your best option. You can maintain and trim it, but if you want to let it grow long and bushy, a la Marx, feel free to do so.
Step 2
Throw on ill-fitting jeans or khaki pants. You’re a Communist now, you don’t have the inclination to buy pants that fit you well. Just as long as they cover you up they’re doing their job just find.
Step 3
Wear a plain, solid colored, button-down work shirt. Beige or dark blue are good color choices.
Step 4
Don boots. They should look like you haven’t cleaned them up since you bought them years ago.
Step 5
Sport a plain, beat-up looking overcoat. It should be warm and practical, and not all that easy on the eyes.
Step 6
Carry a prop. If you’re looking to dress like a Communist for a Halloween party, an appropriate prop would be “The Communist Manifesto,” by Karl Marx.
I think this guy pulled it off:
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1:31 PM
Something tells me when he goes door-to-door he demands that you distribute candy equally and make no comments prefering one costume over the other.
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9:13 AM
all of these products (except for the literature) can easily be bought at your local abercrombie and fitch store complete with incredible 500% markups.
the good news? most of these products were made in socialist/communist countries!!!
wrap your head around that. capitalists feeding on socialists feeding on capitalists.
screw it. im going out this year as “green man”. no, not the liberal hippie douchbag type. the “It’s always sunny” type.
11:25 AM
I would suggest Tom Daschle who is on K Street right now! Or Bill Clinton because he’s been such a success earning tens of millions for himself on the lecture/lobbying circuit!
9:13 PM
Another poor Democratic president who’s not responsible for his own actions. Do I see a pattern emerging here?
8:27 AM
This says it all:
http://harrisonprice.com/2009/09/06/legacy-of-terrorism-against-the-us-during-the-90s-00s/
2:41 PM
I don’t necessarily disagree with that analysis but aside from us pulling out every troop in the world back to our country and hoping for the best I don’t see any alternatives.