New Wall Street Terminology
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- CEO & CFO — chief embezzlement officer, corporate fraud officer
- Bull market — random movement causing investors to think they’re finance geniuses
- Broker — what everyone’s broker has made them
- Stock split — the action between your old wife and new lawyer
- Financial planner — person whose phone’s just been disconnected
- Market correction — the happening 10 minutes after you invest
- Cash flow — your worth disappearing down the toilet
- Institutional investor — former trader now locked up in a nuthouse
- Standard & Poor — life today
- Analyst — idiot who just downgraded your portfolio
- Yahoo — what you yelled when you unloaded it at $240 a share
- Windows — what you jump out of when you’re the one who bought Yahoo at $240 a share
- Profit — archaic word no longer in use
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3:13 PM
Here is another term. Majority Share Holder — United States Government
.-= Forgotten Liberty´s last blog ..Do You Trust President Obama? =-.
5:00 PM
Yeah that goes with the profit part.
12:15 PM
That’s FUNNY Harrison! Good one. I’ve never heard of it before…