What's Wrong With Giving Tax Cuts to Everybody?

March 7, 2009 7:00 AM 4 comments

Share this Article

Author:

Tags:

The master of irony: Greg Gutfeld.

The master of irony: Greg Gutfeld.

One of the very few television shows I try and follow regularly is Red Eye on Fox News.  This show, along with Special Report w/Bret Baier, are two of the best things on TV.  Depending upon your opinion of television in general this might not be saying much but these two shows, in their own way, rise above the noise.

The other day Red Eye’s host, Greg Gutfeld, actually said something profound that didn’t contain too many inuendos.  Since the show is on at either midnight PST or 3am EST you might not be a viewer so I’d like to share with you what he had to say about President Obama’s tax plan:

President Obama may be the messiah, but he still confuses me.

I mean, if the president is going to cut taxes for 96 percent of us, then he’s got to believe that tax cuts are good. You don’t do something to 96 percent, unless it works.

So, why not just go to 100 percent?

Seriously: Imagine having a classroom full of kids needing a flu vaccine. Do you only give it to 96 percent of the class? No, if you believe there’s an antidote, you don’t leave anyone out.

But here, we do. The question, then, is why?

Well, it’s not about revenue, because there’s not enough tax revenue from the top 4 percent to help.

So then, why?

Oh yeah: They’re “rich.” And if you’ve been basting in class warfare all your life, you know the rich need to be punished, even if all they’ve done wrong is get rich. Which is negative reinforcement at its worst.

I mean, if you’re going to get nailed for achieving, after a while, you’re going to say, “Why bother?” And then, “Do you have any meth?”

Inevitably, the so-called rich will stop trying to be rich and move to smaller, cheaper towns — which means a lot of college grads wandering aimlessly at Ace Hardware.

After all, what’s poor in one area, can be rich in another. A family can do fine on 75-grand in Kansas, but in Manhattan, they’ll be turning tricks for oatmeal. (Which is great for me, because I have oatmeal.)

But with the rich gone, you have to wonder: Who will we punish next?

My money’s on the middle class. Seriously, who do they think they are?

And if you disagree with me, you’re worse than Hitler.

In case you’re like me and don’t have a DVR, watch Red Eye on Hulu or for current clips check them out at Red Eye’s website!

 

Did you like this article? Get new articles daily for free via RSS or Email.

 

4 Comments

  • Great post. I will read your posts frequently. Added you to the RSS reader.

  • I just feel like this (and most of the fox network) is an oversimplification. No one is being “punished” for being rich. The sallaries of the extremely wealthy seem to be excessive while the minimum wage is barely enough to live on (much less find ways to prosper and move up in life)in many places. I also understand that many rich people donate money to causes THEY believe in (which is very good of them), but that just brings up two problems in my mind: one, maybe they don’t know where it would be best to put their money in order to help the nation as a whole (which isn’t even very important compared to the next problem), two, if they have money to give away in the first place (and im not talking about non-sallaried wealthy people)then something is wrong because Sally down the street has to sell her body (along with her minimum wage paying secretarial job) just to make ends meet. I’m not saying woe is them, the poor, lower and middle classes, but I am saying that bringing some of these things to light can maybe help to un-simplify a very important/controversial issue that fox always seems to overly-simplify in their broadcasts in order to win over target demographic.

    • The minimum wage was never intended to become a ‘living wage’ and the fact that so many people do live on it is unfortunate however this indicates that those people need to improve their skills and move up. I earned minimum wage for many years when I started out in the job market but I never thought I’d be living on that amount forever.

      As for the “rich” the facts are that almost all small businesses are owned by people who earn around or over $250,000.00 per year and these types of companies employ the majority of Americans. While that may sound like a lot of money they often pay for their company’s expenses out of their own pocket. Raising their taxes will leave them with less money to spend.

      As for the oversimplification part you should try watching the show… it is not serious at all however I think a point was made regarding taxes. Thanks for your comment!

Leave a Reply


*
CommentLuv badge

Trackbacks

Other News

  • Featured, Liberals

    Wacky Wednesday: Are SeaWorld Killer Whales Illegal Slaves?

    Part of me wishes I was making this up but People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is suing SeaWorld for how its Killer Whales are being treated at three of its locations: The suit, filed in October 2011, asked that the court declare that the orcas are “held in slavery and/or involuntary...

    Read more →
  • Featured, Liberals

    The Magic of the Open Road (In a V8)

    There is something special about taking a roadtrip in the United States.  Getting out onto the open road, seeing the country, taking in the sights.  Once you’re outside of the metropolitan areas you begin to realize just how sparsely populated America is.  Driving for an hour and only seeing...

    Read more →
  • Featured, Liberals San Francisco’s Parklets: Another Stupid Liberal Idea

    San Francisco’s Parklets: Another Stupid Liberal Idea

    I’ve lived in San Francisco since 1995 and, for part of that time, it’s been without a car.  I don’t mean I’ve been one of those hypocritical people who don’t own a car (and decry the internal combustion engine) but rents one for the weekends.  I mean without a car. Like...

    Read more →
  • Featured, Liberals Mercurial Occupyers Turn on Their Liberal “Masters”

    Mercurial Occupyers Turn on Their Liberal “Masters”

    Occupy Oakland: Violent Leftists are the same everywhere... The Occupy movement exists mainly in large metropolitan areas which are almost always governed by Democrats.  When the Occupy movement started in the United States the mayors of these cities were unwilling to clean these cockroaches out of...

    Read more →
  • Featured, Liberals Newt’s Flame Out

    Newt’s Flame Out

    Conspiracy theorists unite!  Some will say all of the negative press from The Druge Report the other day painting Newt in a negative light is responsible for his decline in the polls. Drudge picks his favorites, that’s true, but few were disputing stories with titles like: INSIDER: GINGRICH REPEATEDLY...

    Read more →
  • Featured, Liberals Wacky Wednesday: Hollywood Hypocrisy: Robert Redford, Sundance Film Festival, and the 1%

    Wacky Wednesday: Hollywood Hypocrisy: Robert Redford, Sundance Film Festival, and the 1%

    Nothing gets me fired up like some false Class Warfare/Liberal Hypocrisy.  Robert Redford, the “Golden Boy” of American cinema, said the following about his corporate/affluent Hollywood-sponsored event: We show stories of what people in America are really dealing with, and really living...

    Read more →
  • Conservatives, Featured, Liberals A Fig for Newton?

    A Fig for Newton?

    What's all the fuss about? In the strange world outside the United States there is something called the Metric System.  Found in this peculular way of measuring things is the “Newton Meter” which gauges how much torque is applied to something.  In America, tonight, we also have a...

    Read more →
  • Featured, Liberals ObamaNation: Bonus Edition

    ObamaNation: Bonus Edition

    Mitt Romney helped carry out a useful function in a capitalist society while he was at Bain Capital… helping companies to become more efficient and stay in business… even grow.  What better representative of everything Barack Obama is against? We hope you enjoy this week’s ObamaNation: Share/Email

    Read more →